Funny SMS Messages

[firefoxxx]

OK ya mobile phone addicts,Have you got any funny SMS messages etc you want to share???
Post them here,try to keep them half clean.

[firefoxxx]

Due 2 further flood warnings the government has decided 2 evacuate all good looking & intelligent people 2 higher ground.

Just texting u 2 say goodbye,& i hope u can swim.

[brightparis]

When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

[shanee]

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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[AllieK]

Realy funny sms. I lov all that.Thanks for making me laugh.

[XxXeMmA_bHaBiXxX]

if i was a lolly would u lick me?
if i was a flower would you pick me?
if i was a sweetie would you suck me?
if i asked u nicley would u f*ck me? *** lol x

[jenilo]

Originally Posted by shanee

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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Thanks for making me laugh.