I need a joke

[rustylee3]

Hi I am doing a speech and need a joke about someone who is very loud. Has a loud voice and in general is very noisy.

Can anyone help

[piyush]

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!





AFTER MARRIAGE:


Read from the bottom back to the top.

[AllieK]

OMG, This is really funny joke i have ever read. just going to sms to all my friends.

[jenilo]

I could not stop myself to laugh.Really enjoyed it.