Sorry - this made me laugh

[kakamomas10]

I just read this and it made me chuckle - sorry for wasting your time if you don't find it funny

There's a morning pattern emerging here: Jermaine gets up, goes to lounge, sits still. Then Ian gets up; puts on vest, says something chirpy, does weights. Jermaine watches. Cleo gets up, closely followed by a sunglasses-clad Shilpa. Dirk and the youngsters stay in bed until the alarm.

It happens every morning, and today was no different.

Jermaine had been sat still in the lounge for a while when Ian emerged. They had a brief chat about the weather, like they always do. Ian was already vested up and stretching away like a ballerina. Jermaine watched. Or at least he was looking in Ian's direction.

Before we knew it Cleo and Shilpa were there, and it was Ian's cue to perk things up.

"I really enjoyed yesterday, what a great day it was," he chirped. They all agreed. "Apart from the tiffs and riffs I..."

"Who?" interrupted Jermaine.

"I... had a good time," finished Ian.

"Who?" asked Jermaine again, as if he'd missed these two other housemates, Tiff and Riff.

"Apart from the arguments and rows I've had a good time," translated Ian, and Jermaine immediately lost interest.

"Given the people in here it's surprising there weren't more," said Cleo.

"Eww, it's cold!" squealed Shilpa from behind her big shades.

"You're bonkers," said Ian.

"Bonkars?" asked a confused Jermaine.

Shortly a blackbird appeared in the garden.

"Let's give it some bread," suggested Jermaine softly.

"Let's give him a name, what shall we call him?" said Ian eagerly.

"Blackbird?" suggested Shilpa imaginatively.

"Death?" said Ian.

He's not always chirpy, then.

[jccards]

Originally Posted by kakamomas10

I just read this and it made me chuckle - sorry for wasting your time if you don't find it funny

There's a morning pattern emerging here: Jermaine gets up, goes to lounge, sits still. Then Ian gets up; puts on vest, says something chirpy, does weights. Jermaine watches. Cleo gets up, closely followed by a sunglasses-clad Shilpa. Dirk and the youngsters stay in bed until the alarm.

It happens every morning, and today was no different.

Jermaine had been sat still in the lounge for a while when Ian emerged. They had a brief chat about the weather, like they always do. Ian was already vested up and stretching away like a ballerina. Jermaine watched. Or at least he was looking in Ian's direction.

Before we knew it Cleo and Shilpa were there, and it was Ian's cue to perk things up.

"I really enjoyed yesterday, what a great day it was," he chirped. They all agreed. "Apart from the tiffs and riffs I..."

"Who?" interrupted Jermaine.

"I... had a good time," finished Ian.

"Who?" asked Jermaine again, as if he'd missed these two other housemates, Tiff and Riff.

"Apart from the arguments and rows I've had a good time," translated Ian, and Jermaine immediately lost interest.

"Given the people in here it's surprising there weren't more," said Cleo.

"Eww, it's cold!" squealed Shilpa from behind her big shades.

"You're bonkers," said Ian.

"Bonkars?" asked a confused Jermaine.

Shortly a blackbird appeared in the garden.

"Let's give it some bread," suggested Jermaine softly.

"Let's give him a name, what shall we call him?" said Ian eagerly.

"Blackbird?" suggested Shilpa imaginatively.

"Death?" said Ian.

He's not always chirpy, then.

THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kakamomas10]

Glad I'm not the only one then

[jccards]

Originally Posted by kakamomas10

Glad I'm not the only one then

Its called having a sense of humour!!

[sjf1970]

Originally Posted by jccards

Its called having a sense of humour!!

something some people in the house seem to be lacking